Thursday, November 18, 2004

More Gems

1. Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
2. Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.
3. I'm not a complete iodiot - some parts are missing.
4. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
5. God must love stupid people; he made so many.
6. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
7. Consciousness; that annoying time between naps.
8. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
9. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it.
10. Wrinkled was NOT one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.


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